Saturday, 6 September 2014

The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sward


Most of you know that I am a local ''activist' (or bloody nuisance, depending upon what side of the Council fence you sit). For the past seven years I have campaigned to save an ex-allotment space from being sold off for ''affordable housing'' (see: http://carolhedges.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/localism-harpenden-style.html if you have enough time or a strong stomach.)

Much of the campaign has been conducted via letters in the local paper. The Editor is happy to publish what I see as wryly witty Swiftian missives, because they wind people up, and anything that provokes debate is good for sales. The letters have quite a following ... especially when I get piled into, and I have to say that very little of what I get on Twitter compares to the splenetic rantings of the ironectomied in response to something that was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

Which segues nicely into the new Strategic Local Plan - something all local authorities have to produce. Ours has now shuffled shamefacedly into the light of day. An independent consultant has looked at a Google Map, seen some green bits, and decided they'd be good to build on. One bit contains a local bluebell wood and a newly refurbished teenage playground, but let that pass. The main problem is that a rented farmer's field to the North of Harpenden (the posh Tory bit that NEVER has any major development. Ever.) has been highlighted as a potential housing estate.

Cue angry letter from 'No I Am Not A Nimby' resident, saying that it would be far better to sacrifice local allotments than build on his bit of ''Greenbelt''; allotments being a minority hobby, taking up a lot of urban green space that could be more usefully turned over to housing. It needed a reply, so I wrote to the paper proposing that instead of sacrificing valuable allotments that provided havens for wildlife, and food for hard-pressed families, the council might like to turn over some of the local golf courses to satisfy housing needs instead.

I suggested that there seemed little benefit in keeping all these rolling swathes of green grass merely to allow a small and exclusive elite to wander across hitting little balls into holes (sic). This would preserve the Greenbelt AND the allotments together. The response was immediate and totally predictable. However in an unexpected twist, last week when the furore appeared to have all died down, lo! another letter - not from One Of The Usual Suspects, but from someone actually supporting my 'suggestion', saying what a very good idea it was, and that they hoped the council would seriously take it on board.

I am gleefully awaiting the inevitable response, pen in hand, ink pot at the ready.

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Update: Another letter in this weeks' local paper supporting my idea of building on golf courses. This could run and run....or stroll and stroll.




21 comments:

  1. Wonderful Carol! You are a hoot!

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    1. It's funny how I try not to be, but circumstances just offer me the clown's hat...

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    2. and may I say you wear it well... not enough humour around these days...

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  2. Brilliant Carol. Dare I say it, I agree with you on the golf courses *ducks for cover as tiny balls fly over

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    1. Haha..they are a waste of space!

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    2. As are the people who use them!

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    3. How true is this!! And if all else fails, you can stab someone with the nibby end.

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  3. Oooh well done you!!! I would support your golf course proposal 100%!! How anyone can justify dedicating vast tracts to….no, I'll shut up. You've said it perfectly. I hope loads of other people support it too!

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  4. PS: I love your title…excellent!

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    1. Thanks, lovely..I have missed your presence. The Pink Sofa is overjoyed to see you once more.

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    2. Aww, I'll come and snuggle up on it one day when no one else is on it… XX

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    3. You always make me laugh, your writing is very witty but clearly there are people who just don't "get" you. It is sad though that green spaces are gobbled up for profit and allotments always seem to be the first sacrifice.

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    4. Indeed, I was told by one Tory councillor that '''he didn't see why people needed allotments; there were several supermarkets in town.' Says it all.

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  5. I admire you for keeping up your campaigning, Carol. Allotments are fab – I've written about them here http://annegoodwin.weebly.com/annecdotal/allotment-gardening-healthy-living-social-history-and-inspiration-for-stories
    I'm not a fan of golf – though note that this elite "sport" for the wealthy is much more democratic where it originated in Scotland. Aren't there any brownfield sites? So often councils seem to think it's easier to build of the greenbelt.

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    1. There are brownfield sites....many being landbanked by local developers...who rarely build ''affordable'' as they don;t make enough profit.

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  6. Brilliant heading Carol - I laughed before I started reading the blog...:)

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  7. May your soap box never crumble. Keep up the good work! :-)

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  8. It's an excellent idea!! As for the council!! well, to abuse a golfing term...they are a perfect example of an a**e-hole in one!

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    1. Brilliant! Must remember to include this in next missive.....

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  9. Excellent post and a worthy cause to fight for! I hope they take your suggestion re golf course to heart!

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